Bite Sized Facts (About Me)

I've noticed most websites have "about me" pages. I've also noticed they don't necessarily tell you know the information you want to know. Maybe I'll hit that target with you audience, maybe I won't. In any case here are some "facts" about me and this blog.

Who are you? 

UPDATE: This first entry about college is old, real old. I am keeping it for memories and because I like the picture.

Well to be general I'm a college student living in the United States of 'Merica. I am a girl (shocker there) who wants to be a novelist and something nautical. I know, it's odd. Just so I don't have to describe myself I've included a picture of myself. Judge away internet.

Note the awesome necklace, and the censorship via my knee

Right. So I'm no longer a college student. Instead I'm a web developer! Whoa, what?! Yeah, quite a leap from school. And because I'm a web developer I get to look like this:

Note the snarl, it is both perfectly shaped and executed

Whoa, black lipstick! Are you a goth now?

No, I do not identify as a goth. I am a Sharon Needles wannabe.

What's your favorite video game/series?

The Legend of Zelda. Of the series it's a tie between Link to the Past and Ocarina of Time. I just can't decide. Fun Fact: It is my goal to play/complete them all and I am two and half games away from that at the moment.

What's your least favorite (the one which needs to burn) video game/series? 

Minecraft. Ha, just kidding Minecraft is awesome. No in all seriousness my least favorite game is Final Fantasy VIII. For series it would span all the exercise games for the Nintendo Wii. Gamers are lazy and we like it that way! 

Any funny stories about games?

Probably countless. One that comes to mind is when I choked my friend Brian for throwing a red shell at me in Double Dash causing me to go from 1st to 4th place in the span of five seconds. He still fears me at that game. Another is creating my "fuck wall" while I was studying in France. The internet kept cutting out due to France having shitty wi-fi services which in turn made me furious since I was trying to game with my brother. It got to the point of boiling over and to take out some frustration I wrote on several post-its FUCK! and stuck them all over the back of my door. I did save the post-its and used them to decorate my closet door after returning home. Don't ask why, I find nostalgia in random things.

What is your favorite LAN snack?

Hobo wine and cheese otherwise known as puffy cheetos paired with grapes.

What is your longest duration of farming?

Eighteen hours straight. It was a looper land farming session in Skies of Arcadia Legends.

Your theme song?

Nicotine by Panic! at the Disco. Again, judge away.

Are you single?

Nope. I'm very loyal to someone.

What's a hidden talent of yours?

Calligraphy.

Do you cosplay?

Not yet. My Halloween costume of autumn 2014 is the closest thing.

-This concludes the random "about me" questions-

FAQs

Who is Rikki?

My Laptop. 

What does bffafa stand for?

Best friend forever fa fa. Jeff Dunham material. 

How is Brian your son?

That's a LONG story. Well not really I just suck at summarizing it. He and two other friends of mine have called me various forms of "mom" since my Junior year of high school. That's all you need to know.

How frequently do you update/play?

Haha you'll be crushed if I tell you the truth. Let's just say when my muse activates, I update.